The ending, redefined.

Suffolk lad Ed Sheeran is named as the UK’s most pirated artist of 2012 from a study of torrents (from the Beeb). Apparently it is possible to happily make a tidy living from selling loads of gig tickets, thousands of albums and still have people listen to your music for free. Who’d have thought eh?!

Remember kids. Piracy is not theft. It’s piracy.

Ipswich Quakers will be hosting their Festival of Green Ideas again this year at the meeting house on Fonnereau Road from 10am to 5pm on Saturday May 12th. I suggest you get down there, it will be very good! The people there are particularly nice too.

An Ipswich couple has brought home the gold medal in the National Wife Carrying Championship. Congratulations to Tom and Kirsty. As you can see Tom is fast on his feet, so lock up your wives!

I keep my wives in a titanium cage in the basement. I suggest you heed this warning.